Why am I at work today?! THERE'S NOTHING TO DO HERE!!! ...but fool around on tumblr and LJ and watch Dan be rad on Qi:



Customer: Why are you wearing a scarf? It's so hot.

My Inside Thought: Cos apparently I'm a fucking hipster you douche.



What Came Out of My Mouth: Cos it was fucking cold when I left my house this morning and in case you didn't notice, our AC is totally working.