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27 November 2010 @ 08:00 pm
Awesome Shit I Found On The Inter Webz  
Like Harry, you should be curious


But first, PIMP:


And a healthy side of crack... think of it as the cranberry sauce...

*by brittania @ cylonish


I don't understand the text only posts on tumblr but these were funny cos I actually read them:


Harry Potter from Voldemort's point of view
* Voldemort and This Fucking Baby
* Voldemort and Climbin’ In Your Window, Petrifyin’ Your Mudbloods Up
* Voldemort and I’m Not In This One
* Voldemort and GUESS WHO’S BACK, BACK AGAIN
* Voldemort and Inception
* Are you there, God? It’s me. Voldemort.
* Voldemort and This Fucking Kid.



Harry Potter series from Hermione's point of view:
* Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
* Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
* Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
* Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
* Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
* Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
* Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis



Nostalgia!Potter! Aw, Oliver Wood! Such a cutie. And Gred and Forge!


Such a girl! I love him.





And, I've spent the better part of this week re-reading (something I am not prone to do often) Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic and HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS. I forgot how amazingly amazeballs it serves as a Shipper Manifesto!
Fuck, I love them.

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
ETA: BONUS! O Children ~ Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds


I totally freaking cried when I read this part in the book


Now I'm thinking I should fricken re-read the whole damn series and have a movie marathon and gorge myself on pumpkin pie fic... with Dark!Harry fic There Goes The World OR EPIC!ANGST like Between The Lines and then follow it up with The Weight of Unraveling because in my own personal canon THIS SHIT TOTALLY HAPPENED AFTER THE CRAPILOGUE OF FAIL.

...btw, I still have yet to see DH. I'm waiting for the hype to die down so I can be in my own lil world of awesome when I go see it cos, haters to the left. The Bro saw it and came home and did a little heart dance whilst singing: Harrrrrrmonyyyyyy is so harrrrrmooooonnnnniiiioooouuuusssss... You must go see! 'Tis gloooooorrrriiioooouuusssss!

Dudes, I totally love him sometimes.



I also don't know who the fuck Paul and Petey are in this song but let's just pretend it's Sirius and Harry and Hermione is the
GLORIOUS SUN RISING
through Harry's darkest night:



High!fives cos they DO EPIC SHIT
 
 
Current Mood: chipperchipper
Current Music: In Noctem ~ Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince OST
 
 
 
squeakybootssqueakyboots on November 28th, 2010 06:26 am (UTC)
CRAPILOGUE OF FAIL.

Hee! Love this -- I'm not a very big HP 'shipper myself, but this phrase so aptly describes the painful reaction I experienced while reading that heinous, mutated appendage of an epilogue. Have not been so disappointed by an ending since--well, since Lost's, actually. ;)
Sunny: HP Trelawnysunny_serenity on November 28th, 2010 06:51 am (UTC)
Honestly, all shipping aside, it was a crappy epilogue unto itself. It was far too neat and 'perfect' after all the shit these kids have been through and I didn't like it. When you add what happened to the ship portions, it ramps the fail quotient immensely. ...and before Lost, for me, it was X-Files. WHAT THE WHAT?!
Meredithxfirefly9x on November 28th, 2010 02:26 pm (UTC)
It was far too neat and 'perfect' after all the shit these kids have been through

THIS.
Sunny: FF River wanderingsunny_serenity on November 29th, 2010 08:10 pm (UTC)
Joss has us spoiled SILLY.
Meredithxfirefly9x on November 30th, 2010 01:08 pm (UTC)
Ohh yes. He really has.
squeakyboots: amysqueakyboots on November 28th, 2010 03:41 pm (UTC)
Yes--I should've done what I did with X-Files and just quit before the end!

I know Rowling said that she wrote that ending very early when she didn't know what would happen to the kids over the course of the series, but that in no way explains it for me. I mean--come on now, she's a writer: if anyone should be able to imagine an expanding universe, it's her! :P
Sunny: HP JK on crak!sunny_serenity on November 29th, 2010 08:47 pm (UTC)
Oh, I was thinking the same thing too but I got so caught up in the WHERE IS JULIET?! ...and got strung along. :-\

Um, WHAT?! That makes me hate her even MOAR. *grumble mumble* I had this discussion the other day with The Bro about JKRs middling between genius and moron because sometimes there are things in HP that make you go: 'Wow that was brilliant!' (IE: allegory on genocide/metaphor on Nazism etc) but then other things that make you go: 'Um... WHAT?!' (EVERYTHING ELSE). And I can't figure out if those things are intentional or not and depending on the answer it's either GENIUS or moronic. So...
Gwenhwyfar: Sera Myu-Plutogwenhwyfar1984 on November 28th, 2010 06:33 am (UTC)
Ok...thanks for posting these. I loved the HP/Mean Girls icon, the other titles, and the Draco fashion...
Sunny: HP Hermionesunny_serenity on November 28th, 2010 06:52 am (UTC)
Gifs are FUN! I loves them so. Also, I edited to add a song for you DLing pleasure.
borg_princess: emma-thumbsupborg_princess on November 28th, 2010 09:05 am (UTC)
Harry Potter series from Hermione's point of view:
* Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis x 7


AWESOME. That is it, entirely!

WALK WALK FASHION BABY... *dies laughing at that gif* So appropriate!

And I saw the movie and I loved it! The dance scene was so awesome! *FLAILYFLAILFLAIL* And the Dan/Emma kiss... RAWRRRR! *purrs* This will be vidded over and over, real H/Hr or not!

Sunny: FF River squeesunny_serenity on November 29th, 2010 09:52 pm (UTC)
YAY! YOU SAW IT?! I'M SO TOTALLY GOING THIS WEEK AND I AM EXCITED!!!!!! OMGBRBIMMADIENAO...
borg_princess: xena-happydanceborg_princess on November 30th, 2010 11:39 pm (UTC)
I AM SO HAPPY YOU'RE GOING TO SEE IT AND THAT YOU ARE SO EXCITED, I HOPE IT LIVES UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS!

(lmao, what happened to the girl who was all miffed with the series and refusing to see the movie on principle? :P)
Sunny: HP subtextsunny_serenity on December 1st, 2010 03:06 am (UTC)
OH HEY LOOKIT I MADE ANOTHER HOW EMMA MAKES HARRY POTTER AWESOME POST!!!!

The Bro went to go see it and came home spieling about OMG!HOWFUCKINGAWESOMEISHARMONY?!YOUHAVETOSEEIT! (that's what happened... felled by my own lovecuriosityadorationfangirlinessbeingenabledbythefanboy :-\)

borg_princess: hermione-harry-comfortborg_princess on December 1st, 2010 03:27 am (UTC)
YOU ARE TOO EASY! LOL!

But seriously, I'm glad your bro convinced you to see it because OMGLOVE. I've never felt that way about an HP movie ever! ♥

YOU WILL SMILE SO MUCH AT THE DANCING SCENE, JUST...AMAZING.
Sunny: HP blursunny_serenity on December 1st, 2010 04:54 am (UTC)
I KNOW!

Well, how could I not? He came in all smiling and dancing and just... *sigh* H/Hr OWNS MAH SOUL AND HE PLAYED ON THAT! He's so EVOL sometimes, but I love him.

I just hope I'm not building myself up too much in expectation for greatness cos I did with OotP, which, turned me into this bitter shrew made of hate and I waited precisely for this new one for that reason cos I only ever got one: 'The book is better' review, but I never read the book properly so I'm figuring I can recapture the awesomeness from when I first saw PoA and was all OMG!WHOISTHISHARRYPOTTERANDWHYDOILOVEHIMSO?! *GATEWAY DRUG*

...wow, I have an extreme relationship with this verse. Me + Potter!verse = Kiss With A Fist. *breathes*
Mel: Road Less Takenmissalee on November 28th, 2010 07:30 pm (UTC)
Ha! This cracked me up because this pretty much captured my reaction to DH perfectly. All the H/Hr stuff that just *happened* to make it onscreen made me go in search of H/Hr fic, including Vox Corporis, among others. Personally, I think the filmmakers are H/Hr shippers at heart. And there is some really fantastically writte fic out there.

And I loved Hermione's POV of the series. Priceless.
Sunny: HP Hermionesunny_serenity on November 29th, 2010 10:18 pm (UTC)
I'm in that 'don't tell me I read these books wrong' phase of fandom right now and I am going to thoroughly enjoy it because if the frakking DIRECTOR AND SCREENWRITER FOR EVERY HARRY POTTER MOVIE EVAR SHIPS = VALIDATION. *BASKS IN THE GLORY* I HAVE TO TALK IN CAPS BECAUSE I HAVE FEELINGS! ...we now return you to regularly scheduled fangirling.

It's funny cos it's SO TRUE. Hermione = HBIC

*edited cos I kant spall

Edited at 2010-11-29 10:23 pm (UTC)