I could care less about the werewolf rah rah story line. I mean, I LOVE wolves and especially the Were kind, but neither Tyler, nor his uncle, are compelling enough for me to give a damn about them. Blah blah boy pain blah. Satellite story is satellite.
Why are people always lying in wait when Damon comes home? He should stop pissing people off. He's right most of the time, but pissing people off will not endear anyone to you mister. Such a dick but I totally love him. Oh, Damon. He should be the poster boy for Obsession For Men. *sexy pout*
Bonnie is miss full o' rage. Please tell me we're getting more dimensions from her because this vengeance/grudgey thing could get monotonous pretty quickly. Katherine is so very good at divide and conquer but I'd like to see her try that with these guys and then have it push everyone closer together. Can you imagine the awesome that would come from that?!?! I totally want teamy stuff. Reluctant teamy stuff because that's the best kind. Love/Hate baby.
Even though Matt/Caroline is cute because they have the whole we need to maintain perfection neurosis and nose smashy kisses, but I now totally ship Stefan/Caroline. So there, two not!boring ships for this show. Now, get on with it!
AWWWWWWWWW YOU GUYS!!!! I totally stopped watching this show but THIS?! IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING?!?!? COS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, if it is. LOVE/HATE BABY.