The Bro: Are they detectives or...
The Old Man: They're an elite squad of investigators.
Me: They're the Hawaii BAU!
The Old Man: The BAU? The Bad Ass Unit?
The Bro: Cho is kinda bad ass.
Me: Yes he is, except he works for the CBI.
The Old Man: The Cool Badass Investigators?
The Bro: OH RIGHT! BAU is Bulletproof.
The Old Man: Who?
Me: Criminal Minds.
The Old Man: Yeah, they are the Bad Ass Unit.
Me: DISCOUNT! ...there was a Progressive commercial on.