As the reporter lays out the plot, characters, actors etc etc The Mother turns and looks at The Bro and says: "So all the boys want her? Why?" *like River*
The Bro: "Cos she's the new 'Why Are You The IT Girl'? I don't know, ask your daughter. She read 'em."
Me: "Yeah, I dunno, she's supposed to be like the 'temptation' for the vampire boy and the 'unattainable best friend' for the wolf boy."
The Bro: "And he doesn't wanna bite her or something..."
Me: "Cos it's ETERNAL LURVE!"
The Bro: "Something about not making her a vamp too cos blah dee blah..."
Me: "DAMNATION AND HELL!"
The Mother: "So it's all about NOT trying to bite her?"
The Bro & Me: *THE LULZY*