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15 June 2009 @ 07:41 pm
Bringing the LULZ  
You know how they have those entertainment thingies on the teevee for like an hour on Sundays? Instead of hassling with trying to find something to watch for an hour before the news The Mother decides to leave it on the station that has that entertainment thingy. Apparently they're trying to hype everyone for New Moon so majority of the hour is spent talking about the cracky fandom and zomg!boyz!fangirls.

As the reporter lays out the plot, characters, actors etc etc The Mother turns and looks at The Bro and says: "So all the boys want her? Why?" *like River*

The Bro: "Cos she's the new 'Why Are You The IT Girl'? I don't know, ask your daughter. She read 'em."

Me: "Yeah, I dunno, she's supposed to be like the 'temptation' for the vampire boy and the 'unattainable best friend' for the wolf boy."

The Bro: "And he doesn't wanna bite her or something..."

Me: "Cos it's ETERNAL LURVE!"

The Bro: "Something about not making her a vamp too cos blah dee blah..."


The Mother: "So it's all about NOT trying to bite her?"

The Bro & Me: *THE LULZY*
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: the telly
Laney: oh magic!laregan on June 16th, 2009 07:53 am (UTC)
lol. yay!! that sounds like a fun convo!
Sunny: SW Skywalker fam holidaysunny_serenity on June 17th, 2009 11:31 pm (UTC)
Indeed. We can be funny sometimes.
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Sunny: FF River wanderingsunny_serenity on June 17th, 2009 11:32 pm (UTC)
Oh, River. *snuggles her* Once you stop sustaining belief it is very stupid indeed.
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Sunny: FF River mehsunny_serenity on June 17th, 2009 11:38 pm (UTC)
So. MUCH. She has the best expressions. Like so *points to icon*
Zoidberg: Firefly: Jayne and malmajor_zoidberg on June 16th, 2009 09:05 pm (UTC)
LOL "Its ok to leave them to die" :p

I want to go and watch Serenity now... FAIL!

Death to Twilight!
Sunny: FF hood ornamentsunny_serenity on June 17th, 2009 11:40 pm (UTC)

I hate and love Twilight. I LOVE the wolves & vamps ideas but BAH on the rest of it. Seriously, WTH?
Luxuria_Oceanus: SGAE: LOLluxuria_oceanus on June 16th, 2009 09:15 pm (UTC)
The Mother: "So it's all about NOT trying to bite her?"


Among other things
Sunny: BSG Laura Kara laughsunny_serenity on June 17th, 2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
I luffs my mommy! She is the LOLZ sometimes.

Stupid Twilight.
Walk until your feet bleed. And then keep walking.killtheselights on June 17th, 2009 12:39 am (UTC)

I wish I still had my Dumbledore&Snape "HE IMPRINTS ON THE BABY! lol" icon.
Sunny: Life Reese made of awesomesunny_serenity on June 17th, 2009 11:42 pm (UTC)
OMG! I LOVED that icon. It's funny cos it's true! Hehe...
Andy: gigglesankareeda on June 17th, 2009 08:59 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Your family is hilarious. Give my regards to your mom and bro. :D
Sunny: Juno smilesunny_serenity on June 17th, 2009 11:43 pm (UTC)
Ain't they just? The regards have been passed and returned!
borg_princess: teresa-notbuyingitborg_princess on June 18th, 2009 01:34 am (UTC)
Your conversation sounds like way more fun than the one with my mother! As a high school teacher, she's been hearing her kids babble about it, so she was naturally curious, but I think she regretted asking me after half an hour of ranting on about useless, self-centered, insensitive Mary-Sues without a hint of good sense or intelligence to speak of and the creepy stalkery virgin vampire who must resist sexing or KILLING HER AND EVERYONE AROUND HER because of her intoxicating sweet-scented, insanity-inducing blood.

Um. Did I come on a little strong there? *slinks off quietly*

PS. I kinda want someone to rewrite Twilight so that it's made of less fail. Because it's such a neat idea and I was so into it at the start and then...it all fell apart into a heap of stinking crap. Hell hath no fury like a scorned fangirl. *nodnod*
Sunny: SCC bullshitsunny_serenity on June 18th, 2009 09:11 am (UTC)
LOL! Oh, the FURY! Rage on sister, rage on. Cos seriously, the main character ended up being made. of. fail. along with everyone else. The sad part is that there are people (I use the term lightly) who actually DO THAT. They fail at being human and any other type of intellectual being.

I love/hate this fandom. Like you, I was intrigued and fascinated by the concept but then it fell WAAAAAAY short of my expectation.