...and now this has devolved into my favourite Parker moments/quotes.
"Look, flying isn’t really all that scary when you think about it. I mean, there are a lot more likely ways to die than on a plane: car crash, house fire, electrocution, drowning, auto-erotic asphyxiation. I mean, fact is, death haunts us every day, no matter where we are."
*stabs bad guy with fork* Seriously. It's funny. It's sad. It just says so much about her in one fell swoop. Oh, Parker.
Maid of Honour: "You don't think it makes me look fat?"
Parker: "Oh definitely. I mean, why do you think I’m letting out the waist? To make you look less skinny?"
"I pretended to be drunk and that we were meeting down there to have sex."
"Oh, shiny tomato."
Parker: "What is it with women and shoes?"
Sophie: "There's something wrong with you."
Eliot: "That's what I said."
"No. We put these kids in the system and odds are, they're gonna turn out like me."
"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device. But let’s face it, if this thing goes down in the water, more than likely, the impact will kill you."
Parker: "Men will sadden you."
Parker: "Okay, um... Hagen Dasz?"
Children: "HAGEN DASZ!"
"I don't wanna be in a stall with a horse that's about to be teased!"
"I would've missed that."
"I'm an exchange student and what is your name?"
Teresa: "Where'd my daughter go?"
Hardison: "I think she was with Parker."
Parker: "GO!" *starts clock*
*kid picks lock*
Parker: *stops clock* "Six seconds, give it up! Woo! Good job."
Nate: "Uh, no Parker, sleeping is not a hobby."
“Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.”
"It's embarrassing. Everyone knows you don't rob a bank without an exit strategy. Those two deserve to get caught."
Parker: "Hey, illegal downloading is wrong."
Me: *ROFLMAO* Oh, Parker.
BSG Cast Favourite Moments
You Are "enter"
Some people might try to say you're impulsive and rash.
You like to consider yourself decisive and committed instead.
You don't have a lot of trouble making very final decisions.
You trust your instincts, and you don't waver. You just go for it!
Happy Meme: The rules are that for 8 days you have to post something that made you happy that day. Tag 8 people to do the same.
Day Seven: Cheap air fare. Very cheap air fare. It's fantastic.
1. Bold the shows you watch(ed) often or most of.
2. Underline the shows you caught now and then.
3. Italic the shows you've seen at least one episode of.
4. Post your answers:
I clearly, have no life.
50. Quantum Leap
49. Prison Break
48. Veronica Mars
47. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
46. Sex & The City
43. Star Trek
42. Only Fools and Horses
41. Band of Brothers
40. Life on Mars (The UK Version)
39. Monty Python's Flying Circus
38. Curb Your Enthusiasm
37. Star Trek: The Next Generation
36. Father Ted
33. CSI: Las Vegas
32. Babylon 5
28. Fawlty Towers
27. Six Feet Under
26. Red Dwarf
24. Twin Peaks
23. The Office (The UK Version)
22. The Shield
18. Arrested Development
17. South Park
16. Doctor Who (this folly is soon to be reconciled)
13. Battlestar Galactica
12. Family Guy
09. The X-Files
08. The Wire
04. The West Wing
03. The Sopranos
02. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
01. The Simpsons
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.
in an odious light
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
...aaaaaaand now I'm off to dinner with The Visiting Cousin and Aunty. *bounces away*