Ainsley: It's a nervous condition.
Leo: I used to have a nervous condition.
Ainsley: How did yours manifest itself?
Leo: I drank a lot of scotch.
Ainsley: I get sick when I drink too much.
Leo: I get drunk when I drink too much.
Bartlet: Leo, hard as you might try, the Republican party isn't going anywhere.
Leo: We don't know that for sure, sir, they could all end up moving to Vancouver.
Bartlet: I don't think so.
Leo: Me neither, but being in power means everybody else can take a seat for four years.
Leo: He's a klutz, Mrs. Landingham, your president's a geek.