Or in just a towel with no socks...
In a suit made of sex....
With a brow creased, perplexed...
Whether in a bad boy strut...
Or the shy boy that inspires smut...

Half clothed and wet despite your matching shorts and hat...
Still, you are all that...
Even tho I prefer this, which makes the girls go wild...
I'm so glad you are returning to your roots, McGregor Style...
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO GO WATCH AUSTRALIA WHEN IT COMES OUT IN NOVEMBER (and December)!!
Australia: 13 November
US: 26 November
Belgium: 17 December
France: 24 December
Brazil; Denmark; Germany: 25 December
Austria; Iceland; New Zealand; UK: 26 December