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The 12 Characters Meme

Hijacked this from rory_elizabeth.

Choose twelve characters, in any particular order. Then, answer the questions that follow, but DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU PICK THE CHARACTERS!

1. Gertrude Yorkes (Runaways)
2. Jacob Black (Twilight)
3. CJ Cregg (The West Wing)
4. Leoben (Battlestar Galactica)
5. Lady Jaye (G.I. Joe)
6. Ellen Ripley (Alien)
7. Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
8. Debra Morgan (Dexter)
9. River Tam (Firefly)
10. Shane McCutcheon (The L Word)
11. Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
12. Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)


1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
Well, let's see, traumatic science officer versus traumatic dissociative personality? Tyler Durden. He inspires.

2. Do you think #2 is hot? How hot?
Uhm, holy hell YES! So hot he melts my panties. ...and I'm so going to jail for that!

3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Mal needs more ammo for his Browncoat weapons and sends Deb to do it cos she has access and fake IDs. She runs into Reavers on the way to the ship and has to blow the crate to get away. Yeah, not totally original but it's completely out of character for her to be all stupid and bring back a crate full of Alliance ammo. Cos this way there's LIFE AND DEATH and s'plosions. *shrug*

4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
The Metamorphosis by Kafka. Or something by Proust just so she could poke holes in it.

5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Neither. Jacob doesn't want any beholding and Ripley is jaded by fealty. SCREW YOU WEYLAND YUTANI!!

6. For whatever reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Oh Lady Jaye would totally share an abode with Shane. River would prolly try to kill government lovin' Jaye whereas Shane would just annoy and piss her off.

7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
The boys go to some steak house and talk about women and how much they hate them for not loving them back. Then they get pissed and hit a strip joint.

8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
...and by 'duel' we mean debate in a public forum over the Freedom of Sexuality Expressed Through Art. CJ takes the Negative. Shane takes the Affirmative. CJ loses and Shane tries to make out with her.

9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
Deb would try to beat Gert up but then get stonewalled by Old Lace. D'oh! So then Deb would have to sneakily retrieve it when Gert wasn't there.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Peace, The Hereafter

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
An escape pod running out of oxygen in the far far reaches of space and/or deeply submerged in the Atlantic Trench. It'd be the only way Gert would ever trust an adult and Leoben to embrace his mortality to finally live life as life.

12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Prolly ignore each other until it was time to eat. In fact, it's kinda why I like Spike so much.

13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Holy shit! It's like having control of an entire nation! Uhm, destroy the world economy so there'd be no more war.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11?
Uh, no I don't think so.

15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Jake has this thing about not liking controlling male figures so he'd totally back Lady Jaye over Leoben.

16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Standing in the Way of Control ~ Gossip

18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Mal would take it then break it into three parts so they all could have some. I love my Captain.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
"Wanna walk on the wild side?" *waggly brows* ...which would NEVER work. LOL!

20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Oh dude, it'd totally have to be false charges of sedition or espionage... or, you know totally legit cos, if memory serves right, she did get captured by COBRA once... either that or it was completely in my head when I was rolling around in the dirt of our backyard playing G.I. Joe.

21. What is 6's secret?
She CREATED the Alien species. Stick that in your juice box and suck it Freud.

22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
River. Cos she can kill you with her brain and Tyler is ALL brain.

23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Either one really. They could both kick ass. Dude, HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE?!?!? Spike/Deb is almost as tempting as Spike/Faye.

24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that s/he is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
And it shall be called: Into the Undying. W00H00 this is ultimate Battle of the Sexes CRAK!FIC! Gert and River in league with Lady Jaye and CJ Cregg against ultimate crazy-as-fuck-psychos Leoben & Tyler who've kidnapped River's love MAL! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Too much squee for one brain!!! Oh hey look, wow, I'm a Mal/River shipper. Huh.
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