Sunny (sunny_serenity) wrote,
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Public Service Announcement

Dear People Who Have Abhorrent Communication Skills,

The Universe HATES you. My BRAIN hates you. My great-great-great grandchildren HATE you. Please go away now.

No Love,
Me


Dear People Who Drive Small Cars and Don't Know How To Park and/or Merge,

The pavement HATES you. The two car lengths I leave between me and the person in front of me is NOT a space for you to cut into whilst going 98 MILLION kilometers per hour and then SLAM on your brakes which in turn makes ME SLAM on my brakes cos your head is SO FAR UP YOUR ASS that your bowel movements happen only once every month TO CRAP OUT YOUR CELL PHONE BILL!!! Also, point of interest, your Honda Hybrid does NOT NEED TWO PARKING SPACES. Mother Earth HATES you. The Universe HATES YOU TOO. Please go away now.

Insincerely,
Me
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