Please go at least 60 miles per hour in the fast lane, not the 45-50 range you were hitting on my way home from a meeting. You hinder my progress to my loverly abode therefore stalling my nappy time before I spend another nine hours at my other place of employment. Kthnx!
Driver in the FAST LANE
Dear Old Lady talking on her cellphone and attempting to switch lanes simultaneously,
GET OFF YOUR PHONE!!!!!
The driver you almost ran off the road
ETA: Also, I want a Sparky icon that sais: 'This icon is made of sex'... Don't know why I want that, just do. M'kay nuff sharing. Time for bed!