Mandarin? Wu? Canto? Min? Hakka?
Punti? Xiang? Xianghua? (which is different from Xiang) Gan? Jin? Hui? Ping? Which one?
Fruity Oaty Bars!
And other such sundry supplies, tourism and/or advertisements. HELLO ASIA!!!
And of course the money making machine known as ENVIRONMENTAL DEPLETION!!!
That last one will make us all leave this dying planet in search of a future worth fighting for.
Oh, and just a side note: I'm a whole hella lotta Chinese in these here veins.