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22 December 2009 @ 02:26 pm
Letter  
I never believed in him anyway so this is redonkulously entertaining.

Stoleded from odakota_rose.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I stole vordogh's purse (-30 points). Last Wednesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In January I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In September on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1071 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
sunny_serenity

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Andy: xmas09-jtankareeda on December 23rd, 2009 01:57 am (UTC)
*lol*

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I put gum in dark_faith366's hair (-12 points). In September I put money in nessaja82's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I set sunny_serenity's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I gave lightz474 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last month I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (686 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360!

Sincerely,
ankareeda

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Sunny: WW Allison *gasp*sunny_serenity on December 24th, 2009 03:32 am (UTC)
*gasp* PUPPY! Also, TOTALLY jealous of the XBox.
Katrina L. Halliwellcanuck_kat on December 23rd, 2009 06:12 am (UTC)
pure win.

But what's better is that new doctor who is in less than 3 days!
Sunny: DW Rude 'N Gingersunny_serenity on December 24th, 2009 03:30 am (UTC)